Things I don’t want to hear

…when you walk into the coffee shop:

"Hang on a second"—

Walking towards the bathroom—

"I’m just going to go make room."

time to blare some pop music and pack everything

that last post gets even better if you read it in a Hank Hill voice

This is it.

all i know is that it’s 1:18am and my boyfriend is grilling up some all-beef hot dogs for me

that’s not a metaphor or an innuendo, that’s actually how great my relationship is

there’s gonna be Cheez Whiz on those buns and that is also not innuendo

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

(via scornflakes)

lulufrost:

WEEKEND WILDCARD
Happy Easter! Xx, Team Lulu 

lulufrost:

WEEKEND WILDCARD

Happy Easter! Xx, Team Lulu 

kalyeena:

wholeswerepunctured:

haven’t made an embroidery in a while.

This is a great incentive to start again. 

I’ve been really into embroidery on tumblr lately, also yelling about the system

kalyeena:

wholeswerepunctured:

haven’t made an embroidery in a while.

This is a great incentive to start again. 

I’ve been really into embroidery on tumblr lately, also yelling about the system

At some point something in my head started to say things like

"What this Canadian tuxedo needs is a denim jacket in a third wash"

and “four-inch wedge heels are the perfect exam shoe”

and “why NOT put on more jewelry”

I’m surprisingly okay with this?

bunnyfood:

(via togifs:video)

when I yell ‘bring me one’ don’t ask whether i’m referring to the kitty or the hammock

it’s both

it’s the entire apparatus

(via venicedelmundo)

tsunflowers:

bye they’re so cute. this is so cute

shout out to the vertically opportuned softheartedhana

(via actuallygrimes)

& cetera.

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